Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pressure

So, Tim found a survey that declares more men than women feel pressured by their partners to have sex before marriage in today's world (or, at least in New Zealand) . This is the conversation the followed the discovery of the article:

Steph: Jeez, do Marissa and I really look like sexual predators to you? I mean, am I TOO sexy for you, Timmy? 
Tim: This isn't referring to us, this is referring to MEN... (pause for Marissa/Steph's laughter) wait, let me re-phrase that-
Steph: Ah, the BIG MEN don't want sex:  *switches to cave man type voice*  "Me big man, me no have sexies now. Penis remain flaccid until me get ring." 
Tim: Damnit, I'll find you a ring! *scours the room for a ring type thing*
Steph: You know, I...I don't have a penis timmy, I was immitating you.
Tim:...Oh. 


(reference for this conversation:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/295808
look at the last paragraph) 




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