Sunday, March 29, 2009

Pressure

So, Tim found a survey that declares more men than women feel pressured by their partners to have sex before marriage in today's world (or, at least in New Zealand) . This is the conversation the followed the discovery of the article:

Steph: Jeez, do Marissa and I really look like sexual predators to you? I mean, am I TOO sexy for you, Timmy? 
Tim: This isn't referring to us, this is referring to MEN... (pause for Marissa/Steph's laughter) wait, let me re-phrase that-
Steph: Ah, the BIG MEN don't want sex:  *switches to cave man type voice*  "Me big man, me no have sexies now. Penis remain flaccid until me get ring." 
Tim: Damnit, I'll find you a ring! *scours the room for a ring type thing*
Steph: You know, I...I don't have a penis timmy, I was immitating you.
Tim:...Oh. 


(reference for this conversation:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/295808
look at the last paragraph) 




Thursday, March 26, 2009

Pigeons

Let the pigeons be. 
There's no need to torture them, or try and hit them with your car.
They're just trying to live, like any other creature. The only thing they ever want is a bit of food to help them survive the day- is that so much to ask for? 
Yes, I know theres a lot of them, and their species is quite overpopulated. Especially in Manhattan. But, that's not unlike the human situation. True, a human cannot really be compared to a pigeon, but they are both living creatures that deserve some level of respect. Plus, some humans can be as, and even sometimes more, "annoying" than most pigeons. 
And what of the stray cats? People leave food out for them all the time (I am, in this case, referring to the Hofstra Cats, which are classified as feral) and try to be as friendly as possible to them. But then they go and look down on the poor, mistreated pigeon. But why? Don't get me wrong, I love cats, but why were cats accepted into the social norm as "good" animals, and pigeons classified as "bad"? Both species can carry diseases, both can be a nuisance at times. So why the difference of feelings? 
I like pigeons. I think they can be really cute, especially the little head bob thing they do. And the range of colors in their feathers is just beautiful. Perhaps it's just me, maybe I'm the only person who likes pigeons. Even so, I'm still going to try and stop the idiots if I see them trying to run over one of these sweet little birds again. 

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Intersting

It's 2:20 in the morning.
My window is open, and I can hear all the St. Patty's day drunkards brawling in the streets. My guess is that none of them come from any Irish heritage whatsoever. 

It's interesting to think about the tradition of St. Patrick's day. Irish folk celebrate the day Pat chased the snakes out of Ireland (or so I'm to believe). So, people get drunk, preform inebriated stunts, and have good 'ol rough Irish sex to celebrate. But, from my understanding of literature and religion studies, snakes represent temptaion; in a sense, Patrick freed the Irish people from their temptations. Therefore, doesn't getting completely hammered and doing stupid things all night long seem to undo all the work that St. Patrick did in the first place? 

Think about it.